Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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