I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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