He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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what are you doing with your life
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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