I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I am available for nakedness
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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