just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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