Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
whose ass print is on the piano?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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