I don't remember. Are we still dating?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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