Me too!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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