Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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