one two three fourrrrnication!
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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