in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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