summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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