Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
pray to the hookup gods
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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