why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
