Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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