Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Two words: nipple clamps
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