I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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