We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
