Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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