Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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