WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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