Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
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I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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