i just had sex bonerless
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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