are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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