You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
