Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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