Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Randomize