did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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