woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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