Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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