I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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