In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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