If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
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Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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