OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
he shaved USA in his pubs
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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