dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
how does that bad decision feel?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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