she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Text me some of your sweat
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