i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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