we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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