he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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