i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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