This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Hippo gnu deer
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
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