My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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