well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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