you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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