omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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