need another drink. this is the easiest way
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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