i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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