wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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