I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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