if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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