im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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