I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
