google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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