Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
