Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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