yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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