So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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