Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
We're too hungover to prance.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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