I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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